Keeping My Fingers Crossed

March 23, 2008 – 12:35 pm
So, as I have ranted in previous entries, I am to the end of my rope with my current job. I hate the hours I work, I hate the nature of the job (ie–stupid people) and my boss is the personification of vaginal secretions. I have been tossing my resume around Columbus like condoms at a Gay Pride parade and haven’t really gotten any responses worth checking into…until a few days ago. I was called back by the Aveda Institute for a position in their Guest Services department. I went in for the interview and fell in love with the company. They are one of the fastest growing schools and salon chains in the country, all of their products are eco-friendly, they are super laid back, kind of trendy, and just wonderful (plus their dress code is basically wear all black.. HAVE YOU SEEN MY CLOSET!?! I’ve got that shit covered.). ...

This is Amazing Ya’ll

January 14, 2008 – 9:44 pm
What Pickles Means You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You ...

A New Level of Nerdy

January 7, 2008 – 3:57 pm
So...I had to buy a web cam for an online class I'm taking, and I figure I might as well put it to other uses besides educational and internet lechery...don't judge me, so why not make a video blog!! The only problem is that my life is seldom interesting enough to video blog about it....so give me topics that you want me to talk about or even rant about....this will be fun!!!

New Years

December 31, 2007 – 3:31 am
I have a friend named Svetlana who told me that in Russia there is a saying that how you spend the first day of the year is how you will spend the entire year. Last New Years Eve, I spent feeling sad and depressed, freshly dumped and in the midst of all kinds of emotional stress, and that’s pretty much how I have spent most of 2007. Tonight, I have no plans as of yet, but I am pretty sure I am going to get together with a few friends in a quiet stress free environment and forget all the bull shit of 2007 and welcome in a better year. I am rarely one for New Year’s Resolutions because I suck at commitment, but alas, it’s that time of year. In 2008, I plan to make more time for the people in my life that are truly worth ...

This makes me a bad person

December 23, 2007 – 8:38 pm
So, I've been having a blah day, just under the weather. So my friend Meesha sent me this picture that made me feel better. That hideous man is my ex*. Oh seeing how horrible he looks made my day get brighter. *he looked shit bunches better than this when I dated him

Insects, Being Normal, Pussy Shit, Basic Math, and Bible Scriptures—Clearly I have ADD

December 13, 2007 – 2:01 am
I get to work today, right on time to clock in and have a sip of Vitamin Water (Defense of course) before getting the first dreaded call of the day. The man on the other line is completely furious. He tells me that he upgraded one of his receivers to a high def, DVR and in turn, sent his old one back to us. Per our policies, all returned equipment is thoroughly inspected to make sure it is in good working order to send out to another customer in the future. Upon opening up the receiver, we discovered a few dead insects. Now, call us crazy, but we’re not about to send a receiver to another customer, after finding bugs inside it….that’s just gross. So, instead of giving this guy credit for sending it back to us, we sent him a nice little letter explaining our findings and that ...

Yule

December 9, 2007 – 11:45 pm
Thanks to all who made Yule wonderful! Wassailing was probably the most fun I have had in a while. Blazer's is always fun. Sorry to those that had to take care of me in my drunken stupor and for allowing me the chance to be Mt. Carmel drunk. Also, please excuse my aggressive making out....and thanks for keeping me from making out with strangers. Next time I will be the responsible adult, and will refrain from making out with everyone present. Oh and I won't lose my cell phone. The Yule party was fun. It's was nice and chill. The kids were fun, next time the pinata will be easier to break. I assumed Pagan children were stronger than the others :P But it was fun times, as always

Pissy Pissy

December 5, 2007 – 10:27 am
I wake up today, having to leave for work by 12:30 and my car is underneath a mound of snow--I shovel it all off only to find out that my car is a frozen motherfucker--So now I warming my car up--only to find that the snow is supposed to continue during the day.... Fuck you snow! Fuck you right in the ass with a snow shovel..

These are a few of my favorite things…..

December 4, 2007 – 12:44 am
1-Starry Night Black Loreal Hair Color--it gives me that blue black Superman look without leaving me looking like Marge Simpson 2-My new Product (Red) Chucks--They look awesome, and they helped out AIDS infected people in Africa. I love it when good fashion meets good causes. 3-Random calls from friends--It's always a nice feeling when someone I don't get to see often calls unexpectedly to hang out. 4-Running into Exes--Especially when they say, with all sincerity, "Wow, you look really good....and even better when I reply "You too!" and we both know I'm lying through my teeth. 5-Being so self confident that insults like "You think you're better than everyone else" are taken as compliments...Yeah I'm that vain....and the song is about me! (PS, I'm not better than everyone else, just a few select people ;) ) 6-Living alone, so I can walk around naked 7-The Spice Girl's reunion---yeah, btw, I'm gay 8-3 Olives Pomegranate and Vitamin ...

Please Excuse My Narcissism…or Tell Me I’m Beautiful

December 3, 2007 – 4:54 am